Awkward Situations

I hate awkward situations.

Some people like them, some people have an awkward laugh and think their plain hysterical

Personally; their irritating and should not even happen

So it was my birthday on Monday and again thank you to everyone that wished me a happy birthday, it was lovely not my best birthday I must admit as I miss home and my beautiful city life, which unfortunately is not my University life but never the less I dressed up as if I was in the city and put my beautiful heels on and grabbed a taxi down to our one of two clubs (the one that is most lively on a Monday as it is our student night) and had a ball. I adore dancing, seriously I could be taken anywhere in the world and if a song that I loved played I would dance and dance well to add to the situation. SO I move from the bottom floor to the top floor and catch a guys eye, recognised him (kind of) and with the help of my housemate we worked out that during a party in freshers week I had kissed him while at a party until 4am (Oh it get's better) the reason that I never kept in touch with this guy was a) because he had a girlfriend (admittedly that never stopped me kissing him while I was very drunk) and b) because he declared his love to me through my housemates window and started calling me about 6 different names at which point I made one of our male friends escort him home while I went to bed! So that was the end of that!

Don't be ridiculous, when have my blogposts ever been this short that was not the end of the story.

He ... erm, recognised me too! He walked over to me and said "Hi, I know you don't I?" and I said "Yes, I ... erm, kissed you at a party at freshers week" He smiled and said "Right ... back when I had a girlfriend" so somehow I got his number, that bit I don't quite remember ... and he texted me saying that he had left the club and that if I wanted to get a taxi back to his I was very welcome (Never going to happen, I'm classier than that) I said no but if he wanted to come and sit in mine for a bit and drink with me then he was very welcome, he then offended me by telling me that his place was nicer than mine (please my student house is beautiful and isn't halls) so him offending me obviously didn't help his situation. I then got another text "Birthday Sex?" Cute, seriously cute, you honestly think that I am going to pay £5 in a taxi to get to your house, to have sex with you on my birthday 

a) You're honestly about a 5 - just because you're a holister model doesn't mean anything you could simply be there to make the others look about a 10

b) IT'S MY GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY - you should come (excuse the punn) to me!

So endless to say that even though he would text me later, he didn't and I have not heard anything since. The holister guy was most definitely not my prince charming and was definitely not him don't know who him is? well there's a blog post somewhere on my site or simply follow my twitter @spoiltbrunette and I am sure that you will here me writing about him.

Disappointing birthday to say the least and it just got me in an irritating mood, some guys think they are gods gift

Spoilt Brunette Signing Out

xoxox